I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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