please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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