I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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