So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Barsexuality is the new black.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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