love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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