dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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