Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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