i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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