so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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