YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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