What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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