why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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