i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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