meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
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HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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