It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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