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Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize