am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
