Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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