Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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