Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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