are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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