His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It's shark week go big or go home
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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