hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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