ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
God, you're like boner-b-gone
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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