You don't have asthma, your pregnant
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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