She announced her abortion via fbk
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Did I show you my penis last night?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I think my moral compass just broke
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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