Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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