I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
They took my balls.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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