I cockslap morals
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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