I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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