Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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