Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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