Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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