stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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