Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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