he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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