Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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