ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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