Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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