My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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