how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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