i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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