he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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