please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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