And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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