We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
