You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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