You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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