and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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