i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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