I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize