so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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