when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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