The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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