They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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