Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Even the bartender felt bad for me
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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