isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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