I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Text me some of your sweat
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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