WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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